Patrick The Miniature Horse (2013)

Musicians: Jim Seekamp: Vocals, Guitars, Bass

Patrick The Miniature

Lyrics:

They call me Patrick The Miniature
I'm usually dressed as some character
I'm the big attraction at the Kentucky State Fair

They call me Patrick The Miniature
Oh yes, I'm quite a character
I'm the Equine Ambassador extraordinaire

I'm the official mascot of the Secretariat festival
I make appearances at fairs
After Sarah braids all my hairs
And who knows what she'll have me wear!

I think I should be a Breyer Model horse
I'm a chestnut with one blue eye
And I can jump four feet high
Yes I can practically fly!

Peace, love, and carrots
All have their merits
But I'm the big attraction at the Kentucky State Fair

Peace, love, and carrots
Peace, love, and carrots
I'm the Equine Ambassador extraordinaire

I can bow or rear or shake your hand
And get dirty faster than you had planned
And eat faster than any horse in the land

Recorded at Pro Pivoted Productions in South Beloit, IL